"Hello everyone, welcome to my TED™️talk 👩🏽🎓 We all know I’m a walking talking shit-show, with zero grace, so here’s a stock take of my many current ailments:
✔️ Rib that has popped out of its cartilage (a webMD diagnosis) ✔️Scabs, scrapes, gravel rash and bruises from various bike crashes ✔️ “Sleeping bruises” on my hips and spine from bc my mat is so thin ✔️ Wrist pain (I’m not used to gripping handlebars and brakes all day)
✔️ Cactus thorns in feet and bum (I went pee in the night without shoes or headtorch)
✔️ Sprained ankle
✔️ Chipped tooth ✔️ Random cramps and legs giving way when walking
✔️ Covered head to toe in bug bites 🦵🏼
Accepting donations for new body parts as of today, thanks in advance xo 📸 by @cyclingabout who instead of helping me after I crash, whips the camera out 🤣" | Regranned from @eesh____
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